Jaren: Also I’m just kind of a violence-prone asshole. Then again everyone around me is a violence-prone asshole. I’m in a cITY FILLED WITH ASSHOLES AND MONSTERS THAT SUCK I HATE IT FUCK EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE GOD DAMN IT AND FUCK YOU ANON AND YOUR SHADES AND [incoherent angrish trails off into the distance]
he almost made it without angrily snapping he’s making progress
Citrus: Why would they wrap their baby in a tortilla if they weren’t prepared for it to be eaten as such.
Paisley: Put the baby back, Citrus.
Citrus: It just seems like tempting fate, to be honest…
Paisley: YOU’RE NOT EATING THE BABY.
The SpindleQueen [ full view ]
While spindles are frequently described as being similar to spiders or ticks with varying numbers of legs and a penchant for hiving like termites in flesh rather than wood, it’s confirmed they are biologically far removed from any known lifeforms, supernatural or otherwise, and they likely did not originate in Metacore at all.
Where spindles come from is anyone’s guess, but they are incredibly unnatural, so much so no other fauna is known to willingly eat them, even if starving, and even certain outsiders will avoid areas with an infestation.
they actually do watch crappy movies together make fun of them too so this is 100% legit
theo is mine, cece is aria's