Gateway to Cyclops Hell

Mayor: I’ve decided I’ve been a touch too lenient with all this, so, you’re imprisoned. Wait, no, not imprisoned… the kid version of that.. Grounded! That’s it, you’re grounded.

Bianca: What?! You can’t ground me for fighting the forces of evil!

Mayor: Aaactually I can ground you for any petty reason I want, parents get to do that, Bibi. Besides, I’m not grounding you for fighting evil, I’m grounding you for fighting with me, your father.

Bianca: But it’s the same thing!

Mayor: Hehehe, I know it is. But, family or not, Work is work. 9Lo, escort Bianca to her room please.

Bianca: Oh don’t you even think aboutACK NO PUT ME DOWN YOU GIANT BLOODSUCKING ASSBASKET

9Lo: NO.

Bianca: THIS IS BULLSHIT

9Lo: ESTIMATING LEVEL OF CONCERN…. ESTIMATION COMPLETE. INSUFFICIENT CONCERN. EMPATHY-DRIVEN ACTION NOT DISPENSED.

Bianca: GAAAHHH

Mayor: I’ll see you at dinner, sweetie! Now I’m off to kill your boyfriend and see if he’s still interested in coming to dinner Friday.

Bianca: GOD DO YOU EVEN HEAR YOURSELF RIGHT NOW UGH YOU SUCK HOPE HE KICKS YOUR ASS AND DECLINES [sweary rage fades into distance]

Mayor: Byyeeee.

I have 11 minutes before it’s officially April Fool’s Day so rest assured it’s not a joke when I say General Dagget’s birthday is canonically April 1st and she absolutely despises this fact.

I have 11 minutes before it’s officially April Fool’s Day so rest assured it’s not a joke when I say General Dagget’s birthday is canonically April 1st and she absolutely despises this fact.

Humanizing characters again
Victor Finnis & Plasmin Pedregal

Humanizing characters again

Victor Finnis & Plasmin Pedregal